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The Casting Out
www.myspace.com/thecastingout

Band bios are boring. They are useless pieces of clap-trap used by record companies to squeeze that last few dollars from the overtaxed wallets of ignorant pre-teens who haven’t figured out how to use limewire. They have a basic format that everyone follows and use big college words like emotive or contextual. They discuss how a band starts (duh! How does every band start? A couple people get together, play some music, if it is ok then they play a show. Sometimes they play a couple more.) I could see putting in the origins of the band if it was something like this: They met in rehab. Fuck yes! Remember that nu-metal band from Minneapolis whose big claim to fame was that they met in rehab? Best thing about them by a long shot, homey. Nathan the singer, rescued the band from prostitution and needed a positive direction for them so that they wouldn’t fall into old patterns. Nathan inherited them from a crazy uncle who first made him figure out some ancient riddle and fight ninjas to achieve his rightful destiny as Nathan, Leader of the Casting Out. Nathan is actually the Holy Grail descended from Jesus…uh, ok that is weird. [...]